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A result of a fashion design parody gone terribly wrong, the creatures that are known today as F.O.F.F. are an extremely rare species. Currently In the world today only 300 specimens exist and are divided between the following 3 sub species; domestic, wild & military F.O.F.F. Further down the genetic line, each of these sub species, in their turn, are divided into families with F.O.F.F. members in each of these families numbering from a handful of siblings to a couple of dozens of F.O.F.F. individuals.

The abbreviation F.O.F.F. itself stands for Fashion, Originality, Friendship & Fun, though most F.O.F.F. scholars insist that this abbreviation has something to do with somebody else’s sausage (or actually means that literally). Either way, a F.O.F.F. is an abstract haute couture pocket doll/action figure and a most trust worthy travelling companion.

From their accessories & passports to their packaging & photography, the F.O.F.F. are hand made and personally handled by David Luxembourg - creator of the concept. As proof of originality and authenticity all F.O.F.F. come with their own Nation of F.O.F.F. passport and are wrapped with the ‘Authentic F.O.F.F.’ seal around their bellies, displaying their series & serial numbers.

Beach F.O.F.F.

Edition: Summer 2008                       Siblings in the Family: 15

Items Number: 271-285                    Series: 1

Accessories: Sporty Shirt                   Product Contains: Steel wire

Description: Dashing, smooth and sporty members of the F.O.F.F. family, the beach F.O.F.F. love to spend their time in the beach, by the swimming pool, or at the gym. Naked, or proudly wearing their sporty outfits, the beach F.O.F.F. are the perfect beach faring companions and would always appreciate a friends who play with them, dressing, or undressing them at their own pleasure. Beach F.O.F.F. would like their sausage thin, naked and oily, served lukewarm on a hot sandy beach with a drizzle of salt water, or a pinch of yellow mustered to taste.

Net Weight: 170 gram                        Skin: Double layer

Price: 70,00 Eur.                                Available for Sale/Adoption: 10

Bunny F.O.F.F.

Edition: Winter 2008                         Siblings in the Family: 15

Items Number: 241-255                    Series: 1

Accessories: Fluffiness                       Product Contains: Steel wire

Description: Raw, naive and un-moosed, Bunny F.O.F.F. are literally nothing more then spring chickens, but in F.O.F.F. standards. Soft, squeezable and happy to go lucky, the bunny F.O.F.F. are complete veggies. Their social identity is a combination of colonial decadence and flower power motifs – ‘Make tea, not war’ or ‘Tea now, fight later’ are some of their world famous political attitudes. A bunny F.O.F.F. will only go for vegetarian sausages (made out of tofu, or some other veggie-sausagie substance) sprinkled with chopped mushrooms or flower seeds.

Net Weight: 140 gram                        Skin: Single layer

Price: 77,07 Eur.                                Available for Sale/Adoption: 10

Wolver F.O.F.F.

Edition: Winter 2008                                        Siblings in the Family: 8

Items Number: 233-240                                   Series: 1

Accessories: Long "Silky-Smooth" Hair             Product Contains: Steel wire

Description: Half F.O.F.F., Half Wolf! Shear hair and fang terror! The Wolver F.O.F.F. are very aggressive against: Yorkshire terriers, Chihuahuas, Pinchers and other doglike rodents. Wildest of all WILDEFOFFS the Wolver F.O.F.F. are natural born winners of various modeling and hairstyling awards and usually make their living from modeling their great hair for the hair cosmetics industry and other hair stylists. Truly a hair- dresser’s dream, a Wolver F.O.F.F. is quite picky when it comes to its sausage; it must be smooth, sassy and fashionably pink.

Net Weight: 180 gram                        Skin: Single layer

Price: 154,00 Eur.                                Available for Sale/Adoption: 5

Moose

Edition: Spring 2008                          Siblings in the Family: 15

Items Number: 286-300                    Series: 1

Accessories: Twig Antlers                   Product Contains: Steel wire, twigs

Description: Soft, fluffy and squeezable members of the WILDEFOFF family, the Moose have evolved from the Northern Bunny F.O.F.F. and are considered as their long lost forest dwelling cousins. Their love and connection with their habitat is marked by a pair of twig antlers which young Moose attach to their heads during the annual ‘Moo sing’ ritual every new spring. A Moose will always wear its antler proudly and will always prefer a roasted bratwurst over any other sausage (which it will view deliciously).

Net Weight: 150 gram                        Skin: Single layer

Price: 154,00 Eur.                                Available for Sale/Adoption: 5

Teddy F.O.F.F.

Edition: Autumn 2008                        Siblings in the Family: 15

Items Number: 256-270                    Series: 1

Accessories: Inner Cuddliness            Product Contains: Steel wire

Description: Cuddliest of all F.O.F.F. the Teddy F.O.F.F. are renown for their world class cuddling techniques. Whether it?s on the sofa, or in your bed, the Teddy F.O.F.F. are your best bedtime friends. They like to live under pillows, where they could be cuddled softly and discretely. A teddy F.O.F.F. would always rather to cuddle its sausage then eat it and would appreciate a fat, cuddly sausage more then any thing else.

Net Weight: 170 gram                        Skin: Double layer

Price: 77,07 Eur.                                Available for Sale/Adoption: 10

The Abominable Ice F.O.F.F.

Edition: Winter 2008/9                       Siblings in the Family: 14

Items Number: 219-232                    Series: 1

Accessories: Silent Atitude                 Product Contains: Steel wire

Description: Also known as Yetty F.O.F.F., or Polar F.O.F.F., the abominable Ice F.O.F.F. are secluded and hermit like creatures who are rarely seen by outsiders and choose to spend most of their time in cold refrigerators instead, where they guard helpless ice cubes from poachers, thieves and other intruders and do their best to preserve the local eco system. Ice F.O.F.F. are silent environmentalists – who actively campaign for saving the ice caps and the glaciers of this planet, they are one with the tundra! Naturally Ice F.O.F.F. like their sausages frozen.

Net Weight: 170 gram                        Skin: Single layer

Price: 77,07 Eur.                                Available for Sale/Adoption: 12

Soft F.O.F.F.

Available Edition: Bunny, Teddy           Siblings in the Family: Unlimited

Items Number: Unmarked                    Series: Unmarked

Accessories: None                               Product doesn't Contains: Steel Wire

Description: It might look like a Jedi-F.O.F.F. when packed, but it isn't. SoftFoffs are unregistered, unmarked & editionally unlimited F.O.F.F., they come with no official Nation of F.O.F.F. Passport and no F.O.F.F. Traveling Capsule (B.O.X.). They are designated for people are too young to understand what F.O.F.F. is, like to have fun with a F.O.F.F. but don't want to go through the administration, or people who are rich but have way too many living expanses. SoftFoffs are considered as illeagal immigrants/ refugees (Due to their lack of passport & birth certificate), however If you would like to grant your Softfoff a F.O.F.F. leagal status you could always buy it a Nof Honorary Passport/ Citizenship.

Price: 25,00 Eur.                                Available for Sale/Adoption: Yes

Nation of F.O.F.F. Citizenship

Edition: For Pets, Dolls Softfoffs and Humans Individuals

Items in Edition: Unlimited                    Series: Honorary Citizeship

How to use: When visiting a new country stick a local Postal Stamp in this passport & then sign, or stamp the current date next to it (or on it). Daring Passport owners may want to try their luck and have this passport stamped by post office clerks, passport/border controllers and naughty customs clerks for that extra authentic passport touch. Owner of Honorary Passport, and all NOF citizens are entitled to vote for the next best F.O.F.F. in seasonal F.O.F.F. elections.When applying for honorary passport please please notify the Ministry of Stamps the Age, Name and gender of the future passport holder.

Net Weight: 10 gram                        Size: 50x70x2mm

Price: 25,00 Eur.                              Available: Yes